The album's titled Long Story Short because it's the last one I'll ever release... Unless, ya know... I change my mind in a year or so and decide to make another.

(Dedications)
Raymond Honrath.
More or less the only reason I don't condemn the internet entirely is that it put my in contact with RayRayBeats. I think I would have gotten bored and stopped making music without him pushing me, some times directly, others releasing songs I'd wish I made and motivating me to try.
I've learned a lot of things through trial and error, but probably just as many from Raymond.

Zach Wallace (I always type your name out Zack, and I'm not sure why)
Basically my only real life friend, and a person I miss after moving from Bloomington.

Will Bruce
Living with me is probably not fun. I'm an overbearing individual with a short fuse. On top of all this, I rap about my dick from anywhere between 3-7 hours a day, much of which I think probably bleeds through the paper thin walls of the apartment.
He's a saint to put up with it, honestly. Also, I probably burst into his room 4 or 5 times a day, grinning from ear to ear to blow his mind with a pun I just thought of.

To a Myriad of Girls Over the Past 6 Years.
Thanks for not sleeping with me. This record wouldn't be possible without your continued departure from my life, and the empty space it leaves which I then attempt to fill with songs.